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Brother Bear 2

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Brother Bear 2
Brother Bear 2 (2006)

IMDB rating: 6.00

Plot: The bonds of true friendship and love are powerful enough to persist through even the most extreme circumstances, but can even the strongest bond endure when a young man and a young woman are split apart by the spirits? Since being turned into a bear as punishment for his insensitivity in Brother Bear, Kenai has managed to find true happiness and a compelling sense of purpose in his new relationship with his adopted brother Koda. But when Kenai’s old friend Nita prepares for her wedding day with another man, the spirits send a sign indicating that a strong connection still exists between Kenai and Nita. The tribe Shaman suggests that the two join forces in a ritual to sever the bond between them and Nita, newly endowed with the ability to communicate with animals, seeks out Kenai in the woods. Even as the two friends resolutely journey to break the connection between them, the inescapable bond between them strengthens and threatens to disrupt not only Nita’s upcoming marriage, but the special relationship between Kenai and Koda. In the end, destiny may require that each of the three choose between his or her happiness and the happiness of the other two. Like its predecessor Brother Bear, Brother Bear 2 features lush animation; a nice blend of action, suspense, and comedy; and a powerful message. (Ages 3 - 12)

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Directors: Gluck Ben

Actors: Dempsey Patrick,Suarez Jeremy,Moranis Rick,Thomas Dave,Duncan Michael Clarke,Cummings Jim,Bennett Jeff,Weber Jack,Animation,Adventure,Comedy,Drama,Family,Fantasy,

If you had 2 kids, what would you name them?
If you could only have two children, what would you name them?

Just for a little bit of fun, what is each kids personality and what do they look like? When is their birthday and what is their birth order? You can have two boys, two girls, or one child of each gender. By the way, you can have multiples if you want.

Mine:

Birth Order:
Zachary (12)
Alexander (10)

Zachary Thomas - Born on April 6 - Zach is a very quiet, laid back child whom just loves to go with the flow. He is not big on confrontations or arguments, and would rather read a book than go out every night with friends. He is very serious, but knows how to loosen up and have fun. Zach has a very close group of friends whom he has known since first grade. He is very nice and can make friends very easily, just like his younger brother. He has always received amazing grades in school and is his teachers love to have him in their class. Zach has always loved watching movies and television, and, at this point, is hoping to become a director when he gets older. He is quite humorous and loves to write short stories and scripts. He loves to film his family and friends with his prized video camera and has actually won a few awards for it. He plays hockey and loves every second of it. Zach and his younger brother do not normally get along. His favorite school subject is History and his favorite color is blue. Zach has short dirty blond hair and green eyes.

Alexander Scott - Born on August 3 - Alex is our wild child whom loves to be in the spotlight and the center of attention. Unlike his older brother, Alex will argue until he cannot argue any longer or until the other person gives up, which tends to get him into a lot of trouble. He is a jokester and is constantly telling jokes or pranking people. He is very outgoing, loud, and is always making some sort of mess for someone to clean up. Alex is a sarcastic and demanding child, but still gets good grades in school, but is a bit of a pain for some of the teachers. He is very social and has a wide group of friends, but they are not as close of a group as Zach and his friends are. Alex is very cocky and competitive since he plays football, baseball, and basketball, which are some of his passions. At this point, is wanting to become a stand-up comic, or maybe even an actor. Alex often annoys Zach, just like brothers usually do, but the two are close. His favorite school subject is Science and his favorite color is orange. Alex has short dirty blond hair and blue eyes.


Ethan Cole- My little boy was born on August 16th and he is the boy that brings happiness everywhere he goes. He loves to play sports and is very active in the community athletic center. He may be only 5 years old but already he is quite the ladies man. He takes his father’s charm and wit and combines it with his big, bright smile and the chocolate brown eyes that once you look into you have to give into his demands. Unlike his little sister though, he has dirty blonde hair and is quite tall for his age. His favorite sport is soccer and he is now getting into basketball and lacrosse now that he is older. His favorite color is blue and his favorite tv show is Handy Manny. He is very protective of his little sister especially at the playground and around strangers.

Brenna Charlotte- My baby girl was born on July 7th and she is the girl that brings a smile to everyone’s faces. Unlike her big brother, she is quite the actress and loves to put on little productions after dinner. She is only 3 years old but she loves to play peek-a-boo and patty cake with her daddy. Her favorite outfit to wear says daddy’s girl on it and boy, does her daddy love to see her wear it. She loves to play with big brother Ethan so much but can get on his nerves at times and sometimes she ends up hurt a little. Her screams grab the attention of anyone but when somebody gets near her, her frown turns into the biggest smile ever. Her favorite color is pink, of course and she loves the disney princess’. Unlike her brother, she has my blue eyes and the blondest hair that I have ever seen, it is almost white

lostluv | Jan 31, 2010


Julian Micheal (18)
Stefan Nickolous (17)
Ada Victoria (14)

Julian Micheal- Born August 17. Julian has light brown ish hair, and grey eyes. He’s a very quiet child and adores to read. He loves to play the guitar and sing. He has a small group of friends who he’s known since Kindergarden. He is very sweet&genuine, which can cause him to make friends easily just like Stefan. Julian loves to write stories/novels and loves to share them with his friends and family. He’s a little quiet at school but at home he opens up quite a bit. He has outstanding grades in school, Straight A’s. His teachers envy him for knowing much more then they do. Julian loves to play football as a hobby along with Stefan. His favorite school subject is History and Reading/L.A. Julian’s favorite color is black and blue.

Stefan Nickolous- Stefan is quiet too. He has black hair and blue eyes.

(I’ll do Stefan & Ada’s later. I don’t have time, cause I got to go shower.)

10 Items or Less

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

10 Items or Less
10 Items or Less (2006)

IMDB rating: 6.60

Plot: A well-known actor, who hasn’t accepted a role in four years, is considering a project. The cousin of the director drives him to Archie’s Ranch Market, in Carson, and drops him off to do a little research. He’s fascinated by one of the checkers, Scarlet, a young woman from Spain with a preternatural ability to ring up items at the cash register. She hates her job, stuck at the 10 items or less lane. The actor chats her up, and when her shift ends, he asks for a ride. In the course of the afternoon, he helps her prepare for a job interview. She needs to have confidence, he needs to commit. Human contact, however brief, can change people.

Directors: Silberling Brad

Actors: Freeman Morgan,Hill Jonah,Cannavale Bobby,Nam Leonardo,Norris Scott,Pallana Kumar,Parsons Jim,Ruiz Hector Atreyu,Torres Emiliano,Calizo Shawn,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Hi everybody! I'm italian student and i need help for these simple exercises. Thanks for all!?
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Miss Conception

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Miss Conception
Miss Conception (2008)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: Georgina is an ambitious young London professional who learns she has only one month left in which to conceive a child. After exhausting all possibilities with her baby-phobic boyfriend, Georgina turns to her wildly optimistic friend Clem, with whom she sets out to identify and “land” the perfect father for her child.

Directors: Styles Eric

Actors: Ellis Tom,Mellor Will,Seale Orlando,Parkin Richard,Doherty Laurence,Hughes Nathan,Kane Robert,Kranz Charlie,Le Prevost Nicholas,MacLiam Edward,McKenna Anthony,Sheahan Cathal,Sheffield Jeremy,Comedy,

pregnancy question!… moms or moms to be please help!!! implantation bleeding?
ok i am on the pill Yasmin.. i messed up a few times this month missed a few and was late, and i would take 2 the next day. but i have a feeling what i experience was implantation bleeding.. last sunday while i was still on my last week on active pills… i went pee and looked to flushed the toilet and when i looked i seen ONE little drop of blood on the toilet paper, no blood after that.. then the next day i had sexual intercourse and i had Lite Pink Discharge.. it was more discharge then pink.. then it stopped after that nothing ever came after that.. i don’t believe it was a breakthrough because i always mess up and never get that.. and ive experienced break through bleeding before. im due for my period in about 3 to 4 days. and i heard about implantation bleeding can accur after 6- 10 days after conception… i took 2 pregnancy test but i know its to early now.. but what do you girls think? i need some stories about what happened to you or someone you know of.. i would greatly appreciate it!
thanks so much!
ps.. i also had sex after that day and no pink or nothing came out… just them 2 days.. pink was VERY lite


What you need to do is wait until you start your inactive pills and see if you start your period. If you dont then you need to take a test again. It could be implantation bleeding or just your body reacting to the birth control. If you wanted to be on the safe side incase you are pregnant you could stop taking your birth control pills so it wont hurt the baby but you would need to use some other kind of protection incase you arent pregnant. I think you might be pregnant because of all the pills you have missed and doubled up on and you having sex. Yes the birth control says to double up on them if you miss on but when you keep doing it then they are going to be less effective. If you arent pregnant then why dont you see about getting the shot or mirena or nuva ring since you are missing pills all the time. But wait and see if you start and if you dont then take a test to find out.
living dead girl | Jan 13, 2010


I nver missed a pill or anything on my birthcontrol and we pulled out and i got pregnant
i had implantation bleeding with that pregnancy as well, though implantation bleeding isnt common
it was brown and pink bleeding, it was 3days before my period was due, i just thought it was early and put a tampon in a few hours later i went to pull it out and it was basically clean. just a few drops of bleeding and that was it.
wait until you are late and take a test first thing in the morning, as it is your most concentrated urine. peeonastick.com will tell you hcg levels for tests you can buy, buy the one with the lowest hcg level to be more accurate. i had negatives on hpts for 3wks but a positive blood test right away.
goodluck
Michelle Allison90 | Jan 13, 2010

Dogma

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Dogma
Dogma (1999)

IMDB rating: 7.30

Plot: The great grand niece of Jesus Christ is enlisted to prevent two angels from reentering Heaven and thus undoing the fabric of the universe. Along the way, she is aided by two prophets, Jay and Silent Bob. With the help of Rufus, the 13th Apostle, they must stop those who stand in their way and prevent the angels from entering Heaven.

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Directors: Smith Kevin

Actors: Damon Matt,Affleck Ben,Rickman Alan,Cort Bud,Hackney Barret,Pfennigwerth Jared,Sakurai Kitao,Carlin George,Etheridge Dan,Milosavljevic Derek,O’Halloran Brian,Rock Chris,Adventure,Comedy,Fantasy,Romance,

Will any here claim that the official atheism of Albania under Hoxha had no influence on human rights abuses?
Considering the various claims I’ve seen posted on this forum, I’m curious as to whether this is yet another instance where a government officially and proudly embracing an atheist stance nevertheless is explained away in ways that would never be tolerated if a religion was the alleged basis of repressive policies. (Let the howling begin.)

Can anyone explain the double standard? (The usual candidate #1: "Atheism does not teach its followers to persecute people." But neither do the teachings of Jesus — yet when oppressive rulers who use a cross as their official banner commit attrocities, we are told that religious dogma is to blame. So why the double standard?)


Most atheists couldn’t find Albania on a map
poems | Feb 01, 2010


Umm, did they persecute people based on their non-belief in gods or something?

With religious folks, it’s all clear - their chant is "Deity X told me to do this".
But with atheists? "My non-belief in deities compels me to…" to what?

When Socks fans beat up Cubs fans, you know what’s going on.
But a guy who doesn’t have a favorite team beating up a Cubs fan?
Does that ever happen? With Cubs fandom being the motive? Really?
Maurog III | Feb 01, 2010


Maurog, the answer to your question with atheists is "my non-belief compels me to try and eradicate religion".

Or, to build on your baseball analogy, a guy who doesn’t have a favorite team beating up Cubs and Red Sox fans because they do.
a m | Feb 01, 2010


your smart dude, glad there is still people like you
Elvendude | Feb 01, 2010


*cough* no teachings of atheism *cough*
*cough* just because I share a label with someone doesn’t mean I’m to be held accountable for their atrocities *cough*
*cough* I advocate freedom of religion and freedom of speech and if my government were telling me what I must read, believe or say, believe me I’d be yelling at the top of my lungs about it *cough*

I support your right to believe whatever the heck you want. Do you believe I am entitled the same right? Let’s hope so, or this double standard question just got really weird.
puredagnastyevil | Feb 01, 2010

Millions

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Millions
Millions (2004)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: The UK is about to switch its currency from Pounds to Euros, giving a gang a chance to rob the poorly-secured train loaded with money on its way to incineration. But, during the robbery, one of the big bags falls literally from the sky on Damian’s playhouse, a 5-year old given to talking to saints. The boy then starts seeing what the world and the people around him are made of. Ethics, being human and the soul all come to the forefront in this film.

Directors: Boyle Danny

Actors: Etel Alexander Nathan,McGibbon Lewis Owen,Phillips Leslie,Nesbitt James,Fulford Christopher,Quigley Pearce,Armstrong Alun,Cilenti Enzo,Memarzia Nasser,Kirkham Harry,Macarthy Cornelius,Agboke Kolade,Crime,Family,Drama,Comedy,

what questions can i ask about professional athletes and huge salaries..for my reasearch paper?
I have a Research paper coming up in my college class..and i want to do it on professional athletes getting paid millions to play sports..i need to come up with 4-5 questions about this..Help!!

Filth and Wisdom

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Filth and Wisdom
Filth and Wisdom (2008)

IMDB rating: 5.40

Plot: A comedy centered on three flatmates living desperate lives in London.

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Directors: Madonna

Actors: Ade,Bordello Gogol,Fedoro Olegar,Graham Stephen,Grant Richard E.,Hutz Eugene,Keeler George,Levey Elliot,Manocha Inder,Wallers Tim,Comedy,Drama,Music,Romance,

What do you think of this? 666?
So some basics on numerology in the bible

1 destiny
2 procreation
3 intelligence
4 wisdom
5 power
6 knowledge
7 truth
8 wealth
9 spirtual fulfillment
10 completion?

Look at this again

0123 + 456 + 78 + 9 = 666

0123 = completion + destiny + procreation + intelligence = biological essentialism

or belief in the theory of evolution… They think that human beings are mammels that are destined to have sex, produce offspring, and fulfill the code of evolution, and all legalized social intelligence in our secular universities are based on this principle. Think of the destructive ideologies that characterized hitler’s regim where he tried to prove that black people were 3/5s human or that Jews were born morally inferior to other people because of their genetics.

456 = wisdom + power + knowledge = exploitation of cosmological anarchy

There is a verse in proverbs that says "by wisdom a house is built, through UNDERSTANDING it is established, through knowlddge it is filled with many rare and wonderful treasures." These people replace understanding, with power and hence, they also replace God with fortune… They try to become great by utilizing social inequalities, rather than by minimalising the boundaries of their existance to the spiritual laws of the bible and waiting for God to exalt them through their long term obedience to him.

78 = truth + wealth = Masqurading Self Righteousness

They seek to become artificially righteous by enriching their souls with a vast multitude of psychological complexes and defenses rather than seeking to become poor, so that God may fill them with the riches of his kingdom. They carry a false right hand…

9 = False religion

They find spiritual fullfillment in the absence of divine purpose, spiritual intelligence or pure unadultered spiritual love, hence… they are like the kings mentioned in Isaiah that lie in glory each in his own grave… Their hearts and minds "cleave" to whatever emotional filth is immediately accessible to their eyes and ears and they incline their ear to the voice of deception.


What?
love | Apr 22, 2009


isn’t numerology against christian teachings?
Riegan is back (for now) | Apr 22, 2009


and this is why i hate numerology, it’s broken, you could make any thing you like from this.

also seems like your using a D10 where the ten is a 0

also no linking to explain why the numbers are added.

edit; actually ala that is right, your destiny + your significant other’s destiny = sex sex sex

also it’s 616 not 666
Jormungandr | Apr 22, 2009


so destiny + destiny = procreation

aha ok darling
ala | Apr 22, 2009


That’s a man made construct…what are trying to prove?
Sptfyr | Apr 22, 2009


Wow, man.

That’s an awful lot of work that shows…

…nothing other than how much work delusional people will do to "prove" their delusion.
Born Again Pagan Atheist | Apr 22, 2009


i have 6.66 gigs of music on my ipod. am i the antichrist?
short and to the point | Apr 22, 2009


I did not compute. Please reboot and retype in the question.
David H the Green Kitteh | Apr 22, 2009


616
Cjac | Apr 22, 2009


I just found out the other day, that when the video game Doom was released, the creators decided to make it run on port 666.

Pretty interesting eh?
tjsgigante | Apr 22, 2009


whoa!! all those nnumbers r makin me go crazyy!!..i’m really bad in maths..
demoness | Apr 22, 2009


A) Take your meds, no-one is out to get you.

B) Numerology is a sin according to the Bible.

C) 666 is a mistranslation, 616 is the ‘real’ NOTB

D) Seriously, take the meds.
Atheissimo | Apr 22, 2009

Death at a Funeral

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

Death at a Funeral
Death at a Funeral (2007)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: Daniel is a decent young man, married to Jane, still living at his father’s home. When his father dies, it his up to him to organize his funeral. On this painful morning, the suitable grave expression on his face, Daniel is ready to welcome his father’s friends and relatives. But preserving the dignity inherent in such a circumstance will be a hard task. Particularly with an undertaker who botches his work, the return from the USA from his famous but selfish brother, his cousin’s fiance who has accidentally ingested drugs, the presence a moron who takes advantage of the sad event to win back the heart (or rather the body) of a woman who is about to marry another, of a handicapped old uncle who is also the most unbearable pain in the neck. To cap it all, Daniel notices the presence among the mourners of a mysterious dwarf nobody else seems to know…

Directors: Oz Frank

Actors: MacFadyen Matthew,Graves Rupert,Tudyk Alan,Marshall Kris,Nyman Andy,Vaughan Peter,Bremner Ewen,Dinklage Peter,Wheatley Thomas,Egan Peter,Booth Jeremy,Milne Gareth,Comedy,Drama,

Kind of a touching situation about calming a child on taxes?
We lost our baby at birth. She did not take a breath on her own outside the womb. According to our state (PA) she is considered a still born. The funeral home told us to make sure that we get a copy of the death certificate because when we clam our taxes we are able to claim her. My husband called two H&R block’s today. One told him they were pretty sure he could claim her, and the other told him no he cannot clam her. So no we are really confused of what we’re supposed to do. Does anyone know anything about this subject?

Also she was not issued a birth certificate or a social security card. (My own thoughts~ how can you be issued a death cert without a birth. That isn’t my question, I just wanted to throw that in.)


I am so sorry to hear about your loss. This link to the irs website will give you the answer, which is no. But it shows an example just like yours. So sorry!

http://www.irs.gov/faqs/faq/0,,id=199715 ,00.html
amym1031 | Jan 04, 2010


So sorry about your loss of your baby.

And no, you can’t claim her on your taxes since she was still born.
Judy | Jan 04, 2010


I am sorry for your loss, but you *cannot* claim this child.

By law, if your child never took a breath of it’s own, it was stillborn. Stillborn babies do *not* count as a child for tax purposes. A stillborn child will not be issued either a birth or a death certificate.

Here is the section from IRS pub 501, see the last sentence. (Hint, now you know which HRB *not* to use.)

Death or birth of child. A child who was born or died during the year is treated as having lived with you all year if your home was the child’s home the entire time he or she was alive during the year. The same is true if the child lived with you all year except for any required hospital stay following birth.

Child born alive. You may be able to claim an exemption for a child who was born alive during the year, even if the child lived only for a moment. State or local law must treat the child as having been born alive. There must be proof of a live birth shown by an official document, such as a birth certificate. The child must be your qualifying child or qualifying relative, and all the other tests to claim an exemption for a dependent must be met.

Stillborn child. You cannot claim an exemption for a stillborn child.
the tax lady | Jan 04, 2010


I am so sorry to read what happened to you…

you might be able to… my sister in 2009 had a car accident and the baby died in the womb at 35/36 weeks, she was in hospital for months because the accident nearly killed her.. but she was able to claim her baby on her taxes etc- we are in Australia..
Also, she sent in the birth certificate and when they arrived home she had a birth certificate stating (stillborn) and was told that classed as her death certificate…

Good luck and so sorry xx
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Chumscrubber, The

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

Chumscrubber, The
Chumscrubber, The (2005)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: The Chumscrubber starts out with Troy,a normal teenager who supplies “feel good” pills to everyone in his high school(this way he spreads happiness all around). But when his friend Dean pays him a visit, Dean discovers Troy has hung himself in his bedroom during one of his mother’s pool parties.After the death,three local teens: Billy,Lee,and Crystal, want what’s left of Troy’s stash of pills and they know that Dean is the only one who knows where they are. But when Dean refuses to get the pills, the three teens kidnap Dean’s little brother, until they realize they’ve kidnapped the wrong kid.

Directors: Posin Arie

Actors: Fichtner William,Fiennes Ralph,Heard John,Isaacs Jason,Bell Jamie,Chatwin Justin,Culkin Rory,Curtis Thomas,Pucci Lou Taylor,Comedy,Drama,

dark fuckin movies ????????????????????????????????
name some dark fucked up movies like Requiem for a dream, a scanner darkly, and the chumscrubber


Dark City
Donnie Darko
Fargo
Fight Club
Memento
Mulholland Drive
Se7en

| May 26, 2009

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

IMDB rating: 5.50

Plot: Paul Blart is a mild-mannered, dutiful family man who works as a security guard in a New Jersey mall. For years, he has applied to become a cop, but he always fails the physical exam because he is overweight. One day, a gang of organized criminals put the mall under siege and take hostages. Blart becomes trapped inside, and because of his sense of duty, refuses to leave. He thus becomes the police department’s eyes on the inside and attempts to stop the criminals on his own.

Directors: Carr Steve

Actors: James Kevin,O’Donnell Keir,Avari Erick,Azarian Paul,Belair Leigh,Bornkesell William,Canty Patrick,Concha Billy,Corazzini Jeffrey,DeAgazio Richard,DeCoste Kevin,Earnshaw Vincent J.,Escamilla Mike,Fernandes Brian,Ferrara Adam,Comedy,

Have you read the book Cut by Patricia McCormick?
Well, if you have can you think of nay movies the main character, Callie, might enjoy? I have three Spy Kids, Skyhigh, and Paul Blart: Mall Cop.


No, I haven’t
Cyber Ninja | Nov 30, 2009


those were the ones i was going to say

Johnny English

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Johnny English
Johnny English (2003)

IMDB rating: 5.70

Plot: Rowan plays the eponymous lead character in a spoof spy thriller. During the course of the story we follow our hero as he attempts to single-handedly save the country from falling into the hands of a despot.

Directors: Howitt Peter

Actors: Atkinson Rowan,,Malkovich John,Miller Ben,Wise Greg,McFerran Douglas,Nicolson Steve,Harvey Terence,McNally Kevin,Pigott-Smith Tim,Davies Rowland,Berrington Tim,Action,Adventure,Comedy,

What Best Symbolizes Two-Bit From "The Outsiders"?
I’m Doing A Project For English & I Need To Choose Symbols For The Characters Given. I Just Need Two-Bit, Bob, & Johnny.